So like, I used to be a skeleton wearing a skin costume and I worked fucking hard for this muffin top. It’s made me very happy/jokey when I’m out in public. When I’m yelling at clouds or shaking my fist at something it’s almost always as a joke (including that one time I wrote a whole damn manifesto yelling at the clouds) so like the only folk I try to hate are birds and they aren’t real.
So like, I used to be a skeleton wearing a skin costume and I worked fucking hard for this muffin top. It’s made me very happy/jokey when I’m out in public. When I’m yelling at clouds or shaking my fist at something it’s almost always as a joke (including that one time I wrote a whole damn manifesto yelling at the clouds) so like the only folk I try to hate are birds and they aren’t real.
Edit forgot about damn horses
“I hate everyone” and “Everything I ever say is a joke” are the two exact types of guy who need to be flogged publicly in the town square.