What a fucking weird world we’re living in currently, I shoulda just kept taking drugs.

Oh look, another crazy idiot who’s using his position of incredible power for self gain! Who coulda seen that??

How much of the 20 billion did you spend, fuck face?

The new “I’d have a beer with them”: “I’d like to see them do kareoke and sell me their book”.

if he is taking requests, i would want to hear Sr Cobranza

feels as relevant today as it was in the 90s