*Points at my username*

Years ago my local firefighters were setting up a wifi setup that went across the town for them to use, so we named our wifi after theirs, about a week later we get a knock on the door asking us to change it because the firefighters around me couldn’t connect to their network.

Not sure how they found out it was us, I think someone ratted us out.

What a fucking weird world we’re living in currently, I shoulda just kept taking drugs.

This BuzzFeed article is a crock of shit!

This is why I stopped ordering from wish, I study the tracking like I’m investigating the cartel.

And Harry potter has glasses on, completely different person.

But he’s full of shit, that’s gotta counter some of that buoyancy.

Trump floats

I highly doubt that.

Older people didn’t like a kid telling them they destroyed the world through selfish ideals.

When a pov cuts to a shot showing both of them on screen, I’m not trying to Astral project mid wank.

Hook it up to a computer through bluetooth then you can set up something to make it run full speed for an extended time.

Alternatively, Thps game with infinite grind then hit a circle bowl.

Now I gotta go watch a Guru Larry video.

Now now, there’s still a crazed lunatic somewhere out there who could do something about that.

What if we have a friend called Sal Monella?

I had one years ago and at 3am every fucking morning he would scream at the top of his little demonic lungs as if he was summoning lucifer himself.

They’re a punk band for kids and I love them, I grew up with them, then got to watch them with my niece’s growing up, now my mates kids love them, Anthony needs to pack it in tho, he’s starting to feel creepy, the new crews pretty good tho, still feels like the wiggles even if the OGs aren’t there.

Hey if you like having things be destroyed by a tiny Eldritch horror with feathers, go for it.

You do not know the level of zero fucks giving one of those little cunts have, they make cats look like monks.

They won’t just knock something off the table, they will eviscerate that table and anything within its eyesight.

They are Satan’s corporeal form.