That would never be me. I’m constantly talking to myself. People think I’m crazy, but I think I’m just bursting with ideas!
Yeah I talk to myself and my cat way too much, I actually talk more when I’m alone than I do when someone else is around.
I get lots of questioning looks in the grocery stores cause I didn’t make a list and have to tell myself, audible, that I didn’t need the cookies.
It would be me, except I swear a lot under my breath when I run into problems with software or things. In two languages simultaneously, even.
English and C++
English and a language that’s highly inflective and flexible. So I can’t decide if it’s worse than C++, but that still seems unlikely.
The upside is that a handful of swearword roots produce a vast array of actual meanings. And, we have compound swearings too! Stuff like ‘ballscockwhore cuntfuck’ is entirely possible, with shades of meaning even.
I had to give up talking via swearing at a previous job, because I realized I had trouble coming up with regular words for the things I meant.
Dude you’re not alone, talk to myself all the time. When I am caught I just tell people I was needing an expert opinion. Its gets a good laugh and people don’t think I’m crazy. Agatha Christina would play out the dialog in her novels to herself outloud. Most people with an active imagination does this.
Now @BetaBlake is silent because of your “you are not alone”
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real
Apparently, you don’t own a cat.
Do you not cat?
This is why I stopped by. Cat on my friend. PssssPssss
I cannot relate. I live with my GF but even if she leaves for the night I’ll start talking to my self somehow.
Step one, get a girlfriend
That’s too many steps, I’ll just stick to talking with the voices in my head
*fucking
if she leaves for the night
How sure are you that you’re her only boyfriend?
You lucky BS bastards… And I have to answer the same question to my kid every 5 seconds.
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Because I said so
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DADDY! Why?
For months at a time unfortunately! Lmfao- Use the phone+ call friends and family- people aren’t around forever
You don’t talk to yourself?
Of course I do, sometimes I need expert advice!
Lived alone during COVID.
Went months
Aside from work, most of the talking I do at home is joking around with my cat. He has no idea what the fuck is going on but I crack myself up and he meows his little heart out like he’s watching John Mulaney
Glad I’m not that weirdo. I’ll still talk to my cat.
4, because I work partly remote so there have been occasions where I have no reason to leave the house or see another person for four days. I’m introverted so it’s kind of nice, but it’s probably not healthy
Edit: and my dog is not mine: I share custody with my ex (it’s actually her dog) so that’s only half a week
Custody with a dog T-T AND YOU WERNET EVEB MARRIED.
No because I have a job and leave my house.
This is why cats exist
I have a remote work job. Sometimes,I don’t talk to another human for many days. It doesn’t bother me too much:
I talk to my dogs. Honestly, my dogs have probably kept me alive and well as much as I keep them alive and well.
