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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

Please the Beans

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Please the Beans

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MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Honestly, if the bean isn’t pleased, then I’m not pleased.

    • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip
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      As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      If the bean is not pleased, I continue flicking it.

  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    c/dontdeadopeninside (or the other one, I always confuse them)

    • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      [email protected]

  • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip
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    Kansas City knows

    • ynthrepic@lemmy.world
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      Knows…

    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca
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      If they already know, then why do they need a sign?

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    PLEASE THE BEANS.

    Is that an order? Or do you want beans?

    • lauha@lemmy.world
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      PLEASE THE BEANS, SERVANT! ALL HAIL THE BEANS.

      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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        opens mouth

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    Hi! do not mix, please the beans.

    Kansas City knows…
    • JargonWagon@lemmy.world
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      Segregation pleases the beans. Ask Kansas.

  • tym@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml
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    Can we bring back talking about beans all the time on Lemmy? Asking for a friend who love beans (aka me)

    • Denjin@feddit.uk
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      Bean the change you want to see in the world

  • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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    8 个月前

    Beans? 🐾

    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      Jeans?

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        8 个月前

        Jorts?

  • Prikkeres@feddit.nl
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    Should be taught to most (young) males 🙂

  • texture@lemmy.world
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    not what she said at all

    • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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      not plural beans anyway. we like to be monogamous in my house.

      just please one bean, thank you.

      but if you can find one that wants other beans, more power to you.

      • fonix232@fedia.io
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        That’s incredibly selfish of her.

        In this age when the skill of bean-pleasing is a dying form of art, masters of the skill must be shared. It is known.

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          Those who cannot play the sport any more may coach

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    This is edited.

  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl
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    They know

  • Guitarfun@lemmy.world
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    God help you, flick that bean or else.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      just do not mix them

  • djdarren@piefed.social
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    So the beans are segregationists?

    /me Sadly boycotts the beans

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Good to know I can get replacement beans for my cat if I need them.

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