*plays the world’s smallest violin*
Reminds me of a story I once read.
Guy is doing his laundry on the night of his 26th birthday. He realizes that he’s a complete loser. There’s a flier on the wall looking for musicians. He calls the number and makes an appointment.
He drives up and sees a bunch of teenagers standing around outside a garage.
“Is this the tryouts?”
“Man, you don’t need to try out. You’ve got a van, you’re our manager!”
Guitar: No power FFUUUUUUU
Bass: No speaker FFUUUUUU
Drum: UNGA BUNGA
Keyboard player [32 minutes after wondering why they’re getting no volume]: “Why is velocity sensitivity four clicks into the menu where I update my firmware?! Whatever, that oughta fix it” (compressor effect that’s only visible while holding down a shift key and moving the volume knob simultaneously is still active and set to a threshold of -48db)
Our drummer solved this problem by having our rehearsals where his drumkit is permanently set up.
This is the way.
That, or get everyone in the band to agree to rent a practice space somewhere convenient for everyone that already has a kit set up.
except that Peavey amp has the mass of a collapsed star
Yeah. This also brought to you by someone that has never tuned a guitar.
If your bassist shows up with a left handed Hofner - that’s actually Paul McCartney in disguise.
A guitar player with no pedal board?
Bro shows up with a guitar and a Nano Cortex. No pedal board. No amp.
Loving the drum memes lately. I recently got some drums and I love them. They go bang and crash when I hit them!
Badumm-tss even!
Don’t mind me, just eating this bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed.
Keyboard is going to need some amps or PAs as well there to plug into.
Yep, but oftentimes the PA stays at the venue. So it’s just „DI-Box go Brrrrrr“
thats when you surrender to the folk gods and just start playing cajón
