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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows.

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everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows.

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Conservative media looking for ladies airpit hair must require a hell of a magnifying glass.

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    All my eyes see is that beautiful face anyways! Even on the zoomed in picture I can imagine her beautiful face!

  • Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world
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    Weird

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    I mean, my wife usually has more armpit hair than I do. I gotta shave mine off or the stink germs breed there. She’s lucky she smells like unicorn farts and moon dust.

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      Just wipe with alcohol, no reason to go full exotic like that.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        yes plenty of reason. it’s a lot of hair.

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    Posts like these slowly turn this place to reddit 🤮

    • Karl@literature.cafe
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      1 hour ago

      It already is lol

  • Krudler@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    I remember reading about this in slashdot back in the day. It fooled a lot of people! I wish like anything I could find the original article(s) where it was being presented totally kayfabe.

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/worlds-longest-human-poop/

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Yeah I’ve done way longer than that this week

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    Do these people really have nothing better to do?

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    I don’t understand. Is it because there’s a tiny bit of stubble in what is possibly the hardest place on the body to shave? As a man that’s been waxed before, I 100% understand if someone doesn’t want to do it. It sucks. And this is like the amount of hair I have by evening if I shave in the morning.

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      No way you just said armpits are the hardest place to shave

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        (my dudes, some of us here respect each others intelligence enough not to use sarcasm tags. Which of course leaves dipshits like me confused as fuck, which I think is hilarious in an ironing kind of way. And these racing stripes I put on the community look pretty sharp)

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        What a pussy

        • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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          Are pussies hard to shave? Balls certainly are

          • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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            I can shave my sack fairly easily. Probably because I’ve been doing it for 35 years.

          • obvs@lemmy.world
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            I would imagine that some are harder to shave than others, depending on their shape.

            But man, shaving a scrotum is a good way to accidentally castrate yourself.

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              I can’t imagine how folk shave their buttholes and peributtholes on their own. Like even with slippers I end up snicking something, and no one needs to see my war zone I’m not making a beautician do it. And I’m not trying waxing I tried a small bit on my leg. Big mistake. That goes nowhere near my puckers.

              • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                I’ve done it a few times. It’s not that hard, just be careful. The problem is you have no more silent farts, they are all loud cheek clappers after you shave.

                • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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                  oh that one’s just for decoration anymore anyways

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                You wouldn’t shave your butthole, or around your butthole, iirc, because of issues you can experience down there based on ingrowns and nicks. Roll of the dice depending on your body.

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            Like most topics, the nuances are in the details and everyone has different details.

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    Body shaming people more beautiful than they’ll ever be lol Envy is one helluva drug.

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    It’s funny because the internet is full of girls pooping. 💩

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      Everyone says Reddit it predominantly male, but when I open it, all I see is big tiddies.

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        Omg. “So I read this article”

        😥

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    Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style

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      I think that’s super hot. Not that it matters lol.

      I just love when people are unapologetically themselves

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      Saw a DJ once that dyed her underarm hair in rainbow colors.

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        That sounds like it could go horribly wrong if you don’t know how to use the chemicals.

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        LGBT disco is a hellova place

      • wet_bones@lemmy.4d2.org
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        * <3 Tinzo <3 *

        • shweddy@lemmy.world
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          Oh snap nyc. I’m in there thank you

        • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net
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          I love how you knew exactly who I’m talking about

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      A teenager at my work had to point out a woman who, according to him, has more armpit hair then he did. I told him that sounded like a You Problem.

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      I would also like to sign up for this alert.

    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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      I get a high skin fade and buzz all my body hair once every month or two. Really gets the airflow in all the crevices for a bit. Anything more than that seems exhausting.

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    Probably the ugly people with hairy asses are complaining. When are they gonna shave their ass?

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      I just get a new one from the factory every time the hair gets too overgrown to shit over

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    Being human is fucking exhausting.

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      We live in a society

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      I yearn to return to the formless void.

      • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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        Where is that giant meteor…

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    • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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      One of the funniest comercials for a product evar 😂🤣

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    Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is that and finally who the fuck cares?

    Live your own motherfucking lives, ya twats.

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      Title. Arm hair. People on the internet.

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      Thanks for showing you care by taking the time to comment. And for creating a paradox, because now if the reader is to live their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”, they will be following your directive, and caring for what you think, and thusly not living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats” Their only option otherwise is to not live their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats” as their individual expression, yet that too would be not living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”. Perhaps they will need to return for more advice on living their “own motherfucking lives, ya twats”.

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        It’s like when Tom Morello asks the audience to sing along and they’re all like “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” and he’s like “Wtf this is Renegades of Funk”.

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        You sound like a person who doesn’t get much done

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