• volore@scribe.disroot.org
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        4 days ago

        with the amount of geriatric bastards in our government, all we would need is a statistically significant increase in the amount of tripping hazards throughout the D.C. area (but specifically focused on congress and the white house) and pure chance would do the rest; even if she doesn’t fall down some stairs, some ancient old fucker doing an awful job probably will.

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          They have stairs in the capital building right?

          Though these people are always surrounded by their staff whenever I see a video of them walking around the building. I guess their staffs main jobs are to block them from reporters and to break their fall on the stairs.

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          Alter the distances of stair risers by a handful of millimeters in random directions across the entirety of DC.

          Should be remarkably effective - much more so than you might expect.