My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
I can’t say I agree with you, but I can absolutely see how the data can be interpreted that way, and I’m not sure you’re wrong, either.