By the gods, finally.
I’m having a baby in an hour or so. Hope this is true 🤞
Wish you an easy birth! Come back to tell how you and your kid are doing 😊
We’re all good! Way better experience than an emergency C-section for our first. He sounds like a Hyena and has likely earned that as his first nickname
Congrats! That is, unless you gave birth to a gnoll, but that normally works the other way around
He is exhibiting goblin-like tendencies, but we will try to raise him as a human child
Sounds like his mom was consuming whatever material GPT 5 was trained off of.
Also bad news is, despite all my attempts at indoctrination, my goblin still doesn’t act like a human being most of the time at age 2. It’s been interesting.
Haha
He’s in the good hands!
That was a load-bearing curse, you know…
Now my entire personality is fucked. Is there a place to get new curse?
Dammit, now I need to find another capybara!
…wait… Yay! Now I need to find another capybara!
I know a guy…
that’s what i tell all my patients. i could un-curse them in a moment, but that’s bad because lots of curses are actually load-bearing, especially if they’ve been there for a long time. you gotta remove them slowly, give the healthy tissue a chance to fill up that hole.
Great news, thanks
thanks.
Checks the news
I don’t think one capybara will be enough.
Who would win, 1000 capybaras or 1 sleepy old man.
Is the 1 sleepy old man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? Can we ship 1000 capybaras and see?
unfair to capybaras
Basically animal abuse I know. But 100 capybaras or 350 million Americans, and other countries suffering because of the shit in the oval office
looks at this
looks at chicken uncurse from a couple weeks ago
Motherfucker did I get cursed again?? What the hell did I do??
Appreciate the save though, lil’ magical capybara.
capybaras are fresh water creatures, so pic is a bit cursed already
Capybara has a right to have one day at the beach. It works very hard at being a capybara.
aw fuck nothing changed, that must mean my shitty sleep schedule and general malaise are not a curse but are in fact the consequences of my own choices
Thanks capybara!
Holy shit, I’ve been having the worst day in forever.
Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame
Thanks, yo.
Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.
No worries, the cat understands and still loves you both.
Thank Mr. Capibar
i feel liberated here
Huh weird, a post that uninsta-
Cappy “The White Witch” Bara
