• Bonje@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Nah, see, that’s baby shit. You still have toilet paper in the end.

    There are two types of people in this world:

    • Those who have a bidet.
    • And the bidet-less.
    • recursivethinking@lemmy.world
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      11 days ago

      Wait. How are you guys drying your butts after the bidet? Are we not supposed to be using toilet paper? (asking for a friend)

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        11 days ago

        The blower built into the bidet

        The better question is what are you checking to make sure it’s all clean with

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          11 days ago

          My bidet is powerful enough that it gives you a mild enema if you get it just right. I don’t need to check.

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            11 days ago

            I have yet to use a bidet that can fully clean the chocolate concrete from my craggy asshole

            Yes I eat too many fatty foods, no I will not be taking questions

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            10 days ago

            So does mine but I still check with at least one wipe every time, occasionally I need to hit it again

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          11 days ago

          Idk, I can get behind (more like over) a bidet, but a butt blower seems unsanitary and stinky.

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            2 days ago

            😐

            ¯\(ツ)//¯

            Go look up studies from reputable researchers in universities on air based drying versus physical is all I can recommend if you’re skeptic of the method (not product manufacturers)

            People who think of the topic way more than I care to have concluded it’s the appropriate and superior method because they add it into their products when they otherwise don’t have to, and I don’t have the concern to persue it beyond that

            I can tell you no more than I have used both methods and aside from patting down to make sure I’m all clean, I utilize all the tools available on my bidet fully, and that it’s a far superior experience than not doing so

            I can also state that 5 people who have used my bidet while at my home convinced themselves to get the same one having had experienced it themselves without my having encouraged it in any capacity beyond stating “yeah it’s nice” when it’s commented on…

            I mean… who really wants to deeply discuss the topic, especially in person, beyond that

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        11 days ago

        Some people let it dry naturally from rubbing the underwear. Though could probably be hard if you have hairy ass or in a cold climate.