“We’re all fine here.”

C-suite business-people only know how to follow numbers.

There isn’t an original thought in their heads or a creative bone in their bodies.

Only we can stop the horrors we have wrought.

For a fee, of course…

You don’t see videos like that because it doesn’t normally take more than one…

Congrats! You got the first one, but what about drones two through ten?

For me, it’s the smell. I always get a whiff of an underlying, rotten garbage smell underneath anything alchoholic.

I can’t seem to find the original source, sorry. This one has been sitting in my memes folder for about 5 years, but reverse image search has it bouncing over reddit since then.

Suicidal Death-cult followers shouldn’t be in command of army-colored crayons, let alone actual milirary branches.

I was going to say, “Probably can’t read,” but I’m changing my answer to, “Definitely can’t find Iran on a map.”

I couldn’t even seem to find a link to the game itself through their own channel, I had to look it up…

In my experience, it’ll eat through the rubber seals first.

Top is Treasure Planet Bottom Left is Prince of Egypt Bottom right is Atlantis