

They botched his dick up and no women wants a dude pushing a tiny rope. I have no evidence, just Elon Musk’s behavior.
Born with a lead spoon in my mouth.


They botched his dick up and no women wants a dude pushing a tiny rope. I have no evidence, just Elon Musk’s behavior.


Exactly, take these paperclips and they’ll have to explain to the pets that the owners needed to be put to sleep.


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I tell everyone I meet they’d be a better president than Trump. I really mean it, I’ve never meant someone that fucking stupid in real life. He’s a real dumbass!


I hardly care about her single murder when a girls’ school can be bombed and no one is held accountable. She was just barely an adult and all her time before that was a hellish childhood, there’s some understanding one could have for her, but the same nation can just murder little girls and no one is responsible. Let her go, kill the child killers and child rapers.


I can’t believe they bothered Michael’s family so much over light treason.


The good news is that by the end of the Trump presidency this horrific low won’t look nearly as bad as the fresh horrors that soon await us!


I could only come up with swineveillance 😕


When you paste my password I can still see it!
But in all honesty, poor Hunter2 is probably getting scammed for his Social Security benefits by now 🥲


Reddit? My boy, this meme predates reddit.


How does mine look?
Hunter2
I agree that the American aversion to the metric system is ridiculous, but if they ever take away tuples broken up by commas I will petiition our government leave the United Nations.
Or maybe he just wanted to see something with medical issues ride something that causes medical issues?


Side pieces were a sign of a past prosporous age. Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Jessica, and Angela again, sorry, y’all are cursed to a life of monogamy.


I’ll take… one skull please!


But you guys started it! What? You guys didn’t do anything wrong? What? Your nation is a stalwart ally, possibly holding the other half of our bff necklace? Well what about that war a long time ago? What? We tried to invade you and you even supported our stupid wars later on?
Well shit, I’ve got nothing.


“But nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care… and that’s what the owners count on, that most Americans will remain willfully ignorant to big red, white, and blue dick being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners know the truth:
It’s called the American Dream; because you need to be asleep to believe it.”
-Carlin


Based on every Trump voter.
Okay then I’ll respond. You’re a child. Go do some drugs and grow up.