Also it doesn’t take much longer to make a burger at home. I get that cleanup can take some time, and a lot of folks are averse to deep frying at home. But if I want a burger and fries, nine times out of ten I’m going to make it myself.

I’m also a line cook so I probably enjoy cooking more than most folks

I don’t blame you! I remember discovering him when I was in middle school and it felt like a life changing experience at the time.

Great summary, but just as a point of order apparently the bat might not have actually been alive when he bit it: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c72ppzwek90o

That being said, he apparently did on a separate occasion bite the heads off of two live doves. Dude was on hella drugs and alcohol, but goddamn was he talented.

Likewise. Then I realized how much better lemmy is than reddit and never looked back. Way higher quality content and discussions here

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While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection

You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes

Weed, junk food, and self-loathing mostly

That stuff will make you shit worse than taco bell

Secomding this. My fiancée and I have a standing rule that if we ever find an abandoned guinea pig, we’re taking them in. We have spare cages and our two piggies would be more than happy to have another friend.