With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”

I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

I am ironman

i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

Real life Ctrl+Z

My superpower is pain

Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

I can shapeshift.

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The entire superman set, minus kryptonite

I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

Your butthole is now sealed shut

I can create any liquid and control his Temperature