Show me where I’m wrong

You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

It’s not all around great but I think New Zealand has a pretty decent government

Would he have someone bite off his head?

You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.

I guess it’s a cultural thing, over here you’d instantly get labeled a social outcast or a gangster.

You’d become unstoppable if you started walking while slav squatting.

I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.

Hey if this the level of delusion needed to finally end the two party system then I’m all for it.