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Mine does.

Even within a few hours of setting it, it’s usually off by at least a few hours. My microwave is usually pretty accurate to within a few minutes, even after days.

Dunno what to tell you.

Once I took my wife, then girlfriend, to a Waffle House. She ordered a BLT and hash browns.

They gave her an odd look, but acquiesced. A short while later, they brought out a serving of hash browns into which they had mixed bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

When I worked for the Geek Squad in a function that was barely more than retail, my title was “Counter Intelligence Agent.” It was kind of a funny pun because I mostly worked at the counter but other than that it seemed a bit … Inflated.

Reminds me of the clothing I wore as a kid.

You know what he says. Just do it.

edit: As an aside, before I started becoming aware of actors and their names, he made me think of a beagle. I kind of thought there might be some overlap in their stories. I’m now pretty confident that I was mistaken.

My very first car accident, I rear-ended a septic truck. Fortunately it was empty at the time.

Every word of that makes it sound like I’m making a joke, but I’m not.

However, if you would like a joke, we were near a storage unit facility. The entrance required a code to open. While we were waiting for the police to arrive to make our report, the driver of the septic truck observed that the gate had a sign saying “Do Not Tailgate” and that perhaps I would have done well to listen.

Back to simple facts, at the time I worked at a convenience store. It turned out that the person who delivered Tastykake to our location was friends with the septic truck driver. The Dodge Neon I was driving at the time had done absolutely no damage to the truck so, working through this proxy, I was able to convince the other driver not to show up to our court date. Therefore I was able to escape any legal or financial consequences for my poor driving.

The glasses are within the house.

Where did his glasses go?

“Cable hoarder”? You mean “reasonable person,” right? Maybe “good decision maker”?

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My mom used to say “it’s cold on the tundra!”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5gv0ZjVAtA

Dude, that’s … A reference.

in nature very rarely do you see straight lines

I tried using this logic to navigate when I first started playing Minecraft, but it never worked that well for me.

Sorry, which job are we talking about again?

Did they?

When my work enabled Gemini, I asked it how to disable it. It said it couldn’t help me and asked if I had another question. I didn’t.

That’s the only interaction I’ve willingly had with it.

Dave Barry posited a very similar theory about black socks, IIRC.

I have one connected to the internet due to WAF, but I never signed into an LG account on it. As a result, the “home” page just shows something about signing in “for the full experience” rather than any ads.