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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Spice Hoarder@lemmy.zip
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    11 hours ago

    “Fast casual sex” implies the existence of “michelin rated sex”.

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    Competitive sex is porn. They literally give out awards every year in Vegas.

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    aba7311c0bf99449bb096122f2bc1d5d_1

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      yeeeeeeeeeees!

  • Miller@lemmy.world
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    All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.

    • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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      Or highly orchestrated with costumes and decorations and a theme.

      • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au
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        White tie sex

    • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip
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      Hm but the opposite could also be committed couldn’t it?

      • Miller@lemmy.world
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        □

  • kablez@lemmy.world
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    The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.

    • DigDoug@lemmy.world
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      …as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?

      • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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        Yes. With comparability layer called wine

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, but it’s a gender segregated league

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      That’s actually just the high skill level challenge pool.

  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.

  • OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works
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    It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.

    I really don’t know, and I’m just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.

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    I mean, there are definitely avenues to go pro.

    • Bakkoda@lemmy.world
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      Speedruns seem fun

      • jpablo68@infosec.pub
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        any% sex champion here…

  • CallMeAl (like Alan)@piefed.zip
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    What about Business Casual Sex?

    • NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world
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      At work but in the broom closet.

      • bajabound@lemmy.world
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        With the rope.

        This sounds like a new version of Clue.

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    I’m ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.

    • ddplf@szmer.info
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      Many aspire to reach bronze

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    I know it’s just a joke and I know I’m taking this way too seriously but the “<adj> thing implies the existence of <opposite adj> thing” meme really annoys me, because no it doesn’t imply that at all.

    • 0xDREADBEEF@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      you are right about taking it too seriously haha

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      The existence of a meme being annoying when taken too seriously implies the existence of the meme not being annoying when not taken seriously.

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      Pretty beat to death for sure, though this still made me do a brief chuckle.

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    Isn’t that the porn industry?

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    Tinder

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    It’s graded on speed, endurance, technique and style

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      Speed is the worst category.

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        Dude it’s not golf - the goal is to have the highest score.

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        Depends on the category.

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    So, just porn?

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      “professional” ≠ “competitive”

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        They do have award shows though. That makes it competitive, at least for some of the movies.

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