Cmon guys, “melements” is right there

sad Heartmelon noises

Stupid English. I read “windmelon” as wind(1), not wind(2). I couldn’t figure out how you could wind a melon.

1. as in turning and twisting
2. as in moving air

In Chinese watermelon is called 西瓜(west melon) and wintermelon is 冬瓜 (winter melon) but the first word sounds like 東 (east). Pumpkins are called 南瓜 (south melon) and in some places a certain squash is called 北瓜 (north melon)

Im not high enough for this

Excuse me? Where is heartmelon?

Earthmelon is a potato

Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon.

Long ago, the four elemelons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Watermelon attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

This is woodmelon and metalmelon erasure

I prefer Elemenopee

Whatabout when you cut a hole in it and force a bunch of vodka in there?? I did it at work once…

windmelon is just a watermelon that has been sitting too long before you eat it

I can see something spicy as firemelon. Like ginger or something something bright like Tiger Melon… Earthmelon makes me think of squash. Its windmelon that doesn’t really conjure anything. I just see apples in my mind cause they falling apples and gravity.