When I worked at Blockbuster my managers were dating and they would do this lol They learned where the blind spots from the cameras were so they would do it in the middle of the sales floor
Caution: wet floor :3
Might write a few signs like this and just stick them on unsuspecting shop windows.
Bro out here lasting 30x longer
Door unlocks, and it’s just the one guy working and all the Krispy Kreme donuts look funny.
So that’s how they get glazed, TIL.
Funny? Funny how? Like I’m a clown? Do I amuse you?
Lad, I think you’ve lost your mind.
Doesn’t matter I’ve already preplanned the high five based on the information in the note and that is happening.
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30 mins? I can hardly last 30 seconds!
They gotta clean up and cuddle a bit.
Commute time.
25 bonus minutes to hide the body.
Fuck me dead, that took a turn.
Looks like we got another. Grab the spades boys.
Thank God, I’ve been horny for like 5 minutes.
They have 60 partners to please
it’s just me or that’s a young people problem?
when I was younger climaxing in a minute was a problem.
I’m almost 40 now, and it takes my at least 30 minutes of rigorous fucking to climax. quikies are a thing of the past.
I’m not particularly healthy nor athletic.
I don’t know how others feel but in my age it takes 29 minutes to get it up, and after that one more minute it’s all over.
Just a wiring difference in people.
For me, I’ve noticed it’s heavily correlated with frequency and how turned on i am. Like once in a few weeks and being really turned on under good conditions and yeah it takes less than 10 seconds to bust a nut, just gotta make sure that the partner is already satisfied by that time.
On the other hand with higher frequency, like once in every few days and similarly it can take a while as well. Basically it becomes a race against time before i get bored and lose erection, even with boner pills, usually 30-45 min(absolute max) and i just give up.
I am rather healthy and athletic in my 30s, just fucked up brain.
I had the opposite when I was younger I was all “yeah staying power!” now I know it was ADHD all along and thinking about other things during sex is one way to wear out your partner
You’re the one calling it a problem. Different people are wired different. I’m not going to label you like you are me, but 30min is not my jam, I got stuff to do or need to sleep that sounds like a chore to me personally.
60 here. I’d probably need to abstain for a week to get done in 30 minutes.
Growing up the saying was “the first shot is just the start of the race”.
Y’all all forgetting about foreplay
Well there’s a humble brag…
Includes parking and shower
Karen banging on the door: “I need to talk to the manager!”, but the manager was busy.
Well Karen was banging
