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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago

Ew why are you like that

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Ew why are you like that

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 hours ago
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  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    THANK YOU

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    We are also smelly cause we sweat but don’t a have great sense of smell so our dogs and cats probably know a lot about us through that without us knowing

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe
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    We’re just a coiled tube, surrounded by a protective sustainment system, that requires constant maintenance.

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    Skin is the sexiest organ 😏

    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today
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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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    Down with body positivity, up with egalitarian body negativity!

    You are 35-140kg of under refrigerated self heating meat. You have been out and thawed but not properly dehydrated for decades. You are disgusting.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Humans would be grosser without skeletons.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe
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      Like cats.

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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        They do have one. It’s just, sometimes liquid.

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    Man is just an improperly deboned donut.

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      Meat donut. They’re made out of meat.

      stupid autocorrect

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Filled with shit. We are shit filled meat fritters.

        • db2@lemmy.world
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          Shit filled meat cannoli

      • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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        Go all the way or don’t go at all…

        https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg

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    Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around

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    She does have a point. We should replace our weak and ugly flesh with strong steel and blessed machine.

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      The omnissiah approves.

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      A steel skeliton. Like Wolferine! We’re gonna be X-Men!!! But…just the one. Just Wolferine. Unless any extremely buff guys want to dress like a big blue furry guy.

      …yeah, I just heard it as I said it. Someone out there is ABSOLUTELY already doing that, unrelated to this plan.

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    Mmmm, skin… holes… <3

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      I feel a touch of Violet coming on…

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    I do prefer you to have holes.

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    You only need to look up how much hair and skin we loose every day to know she’s right

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      My steering wheel has a 2mm deep layer of dead skin on the top half for some reason.

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        do you put lotion on in the car?

        either way that’s nasty. go get a new steering wheel if it won’t come off

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        The reason is because you aren’t cleaning it.

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        The reason is probably you. Or whoever else drives the car :D

        Engineers should develop a self cleaning steering wheel.

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          And a steering wheel that doesn’t fly out the window while I’m driving

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