Aw shucks.
I wish it had washed out his million dollar a plate thing in VA tonight, too.
Evangelicals, when hurricane happens:
That’s Gawd and holy Jeeeeezus being angry at America for allowing Teh Ghey!
Evangelicals, if rain were to cancel a DonOLD event -
Why, that’s just tragic.
Jewish Gay Liberul Weather Machines!
What if God said NO ⚡️
Sweet
If this happens, that would be so fuckin funny.
Look if we just nuke the storm we wont have to worry about it
With enough nukes we could cool the planet down and get ahead of global warming.
AccuWeather warns that on Sunday, Washington looks like it will be hit with a “a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon,” in which “downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House.”
Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.
Oh my gosh if he died due to lightning strike we could power the world on the cognitive dissonance from all the evangelicals.
In his combover and spray tan.
He’ll look like a drowned weasel.
Please don’t disparage weasels like that. They did nothing to hurt you
Mother Nature has entered the chat
Looks like someone needed a ballroom.
Fingers and toes crossed. 🤞🤞🤞⚡☔🌊⛈️🌧️🌩️🌪️🌀☄️
We only need a few bolts of lightning to really turn the ship around. No, Pete, not those lightning bolts.
Both are good.
No, there is definitely a set of bolts that are bad
He’ll use that as an excuse to stop the whole thing so he can safe face. Oh it wasn’t because he is extremely unpopular, a rapist, and a general PoS— no, it’s cause of the rain. Yep.
I was hoping for a hurricane, maybe a tornado. But, ok
Even a mild drizzle will drive out the AntChrist.
Somehow, the world’s biggest cry baby convinced people he’s a tough hombre.
That one makes me angrier that some of his actual murders.
Even God has had enough of his shit.
God tried it with a bit of freezing at Inauguration Day, didn’t work. Thunder and lightning now, what’s next? A Plague of Locusts?
It took a plague to get him out of office the first time, let’s not push the issue.
