"You don’t have to wish me a happy birthday, because I’m not happy about that birthday. It’s a number that I never thought really too much about. It’s not a number I like, but I’m here nonetheless.” - a giant orange human-shaped piece of feces
he clearly didnt expect to live this long, which explains his complete lack of planning in anything whatsoever
He’s never planned anything ever. He’s a malignant narcissist… he thinks everything will just work because of the force of his awesomeness, and when it doesn’t it’s because of evil sabotage.
being fair, nobody who’s paying attention would’ve expected him to live this long either. You seen the way he eats? I’ve been expecting him to drop dead of a massive infarction every day for the past ten years and it still has not come to pass.
he clearly didnt expect to live this long, which explains his complete lack of planning in anything whatsoever
He’s never planned anything ever. He’s a malignant narcissist… he thinks everything will just work because of the force of his awesomeness, and when it doesn’t it’s because of evil sabotage.
being fair, nobody who’s paying attention would’ve expected him to live this long either. You seen the way he eats? I’ve been expecting him to drop dead of a massive infarction every day for the past ten years and it still has not come to pass.
Dude does have 22 docs for his routine checkups. Being president has its perks.
I mean if he wants to stop the shit show there’s a simple solution.