Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival
What about Super Vietnam and Ultimate Morocco?
The map reminds me of Sid Meier’s Pirates.
How is that still the best pirate game?
Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I’m gonna kick your ass
Imagine you’re getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you’re sailing towards Florida.
If they conquer island florida, you could be in the middle of the ocean and every direction you go is Florida …
The horror
I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.
But not how to spell his name lmao
Poor Tallahassee lost capital status
Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?
“French Florida” got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.
You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn’t know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.
I thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.
Ah the ol Alabama squeezin’
Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida
Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.
FloReachAroundia!
I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa
I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.
All hail Emperor Buffett
Cheeseburger in Paradise
