In this weeks episode of “movie for kids or real life in inner Appalachia”
In all fairness, she practically hired herself.
Snitches get stitches, Poppins
Fucking snitch.
In fairness it the ingredients back then were more interesting.
Honestly I don’t know why you need sugar when the other ingredients are cocaine and heroin.
This is how American medicine is treated here in Sweden.
Got really sick when I visited the states, and my friend gave me some NyQuil and DayQuil. Holy fuck me in the ass, it was amazing. I completely crashed when I reached Heathrow, but it took me from being a feverish, snivelly mess, to feeling completely normal.
Here in Sweden we at most take ibuprofen/acetaminophen. If you’re burning up it’ll take the edge off, but you’re not going to be feeling good.
Man I want some of those Ami drugs.
If you want a real interesting time chug a couple bottles of robitussin dm and say hi to the elves for me.
That’s the problem with drugs innit? So moreish.
These were wealthy brats. Neither heroine nor cocaine were enough for them by around age 6, only Sugar could really get them to party.
I imagine that despite the medicine being awesome, those ingredients don’t taste all that great
It’s an acquired taste for sure but it tastes amazing.
“I didn’t use the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smelled”
“moooOOOm, I hate the heroine flavored stuff! Why can’t we get the heroine flavor like Bartholomews family?”
Or the heroine flavor like Joan of Arc?
This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.
Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?
That wasn’t a nanny . . .
Yet he won’t hire one for me now, the dick
I guess to modernize this it would be rapping to an 8 year old about sizzurp?
It’s 2026. They’re going to pick an already poorly aged, no longer relevant, and entirely age inappropriate song like WAP and you know I’m right.
I don’t know shit. It… it’s a real problem, actually.
Please know that you made me chuckle.
I kinda feel like you should have tossed him a “milord” for that, given his username 😉
🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶In the most crunktastic way
“If you want to touch the sky, you must be prepared to die…, yeah I hate cough syrup don’t you…”
