To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.
However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you’d probably want a fiber supplement as well.
If you came into some kind of container, it wouldn’t take an hour to clean… But it would still be inconvenient needing to then somehow dispose of all that jizz…
Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.
Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.
Not to mention you’d have to hold the ass-cum up your ass the whole time you’re waiting for the mouth-cum to make its way down to the ass-cum, and that doesn’t seem likely
The cum would be dissolved in the stomach by all the acids and probably also absorbed by your intestines as useful nutrition.
So the answer is no, they won’t.
So you’re saying I can live off cummy wummies?
nutritional value of semen
To summarize: to meet all your nutritional needs with semen, you’d need about 400ml per day to get 2000 calories. That’s between 80 and 130 normal human cumshots per day. However, if you were to go non-human, it might be different. A horse, for example, would only need 2 to 3 cumshots a day to fulfill your caloric needs.
However, you’ll still need to supplement with some vitamins and minerals that aren’t typically found in semen. The complete lack of fiber might also be an issue, so you’d probably want a fiber supplement as well.
So, Weetbix.
I have a mixture of awe and concern from the depth of this information
Depth you say.
Her anus?
To shreds you say?
Maybe for the average person. Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
Sounds like that would make masturbation quite inconvenient.
“Man, I’m thirsty now. And I hate the hour-long cleaning!”
If you came into some kind of container, it wouldn’t take an hour to clean… But it would still be inconvenient needing to then somehow dispose of all that jizz…
No, the pressure is just too high. Splashes everywhere
So your saying Glock can solve hunger?
Neither horses nor human men are 100% efficient at turning calories consumed into calories available for digestion in semen. For most circumstances, consuming vastly larger quantities of semen will increase, rather than decrease, the total number of calories needed for everyone to not starve to death.
Not exactly equivalently, a human centipede-esque ring of men continuously sucking each other off would starve eventually.
Sooo more horses?
Next book you read should be the Bible. /s
– Ezekiel 23:20
And lo, the Corinthians replied: “neither horses nor…”. Thusly, Paul stopped writing to Corinth.
Even though cows aren’t 100% efficient milk producing machines, milk is still worth drinking
You will need a fairly large amount, is that okay and do you need help?
my resolve knows no bounds 😏
Everyone does, or did at one point
Not with that attitude
Not to mention you’d have to hold the ass-cum up your ass the whole time you’re waiting for the mouth-cum to make its way down to the ass-cum, and that doesn’t seem likely
Just time the former about 20 hrs after the latter
Question is when does cum stops being cum?
When it cannot be considered as sperm cells.