Define family first
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- Parents - nothing
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- Siblings - nothing
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- Uncle’s/aunts - nothing
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- Cousins - nothing
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- Grandparents - Uber
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- GFs - Uber
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Um…my job?
Right? 3 hours is $288. Any other families that need not exploding?
Sell my shirt to my dad for $40. I’m pretty sure he’d rather buy my shirt than explode.
40 dollars? That’s all? I’m salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I’m logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Sorry family. I got into the flow at work. Oops about that.
Go to work for an hour
Take my bottles to the depot
Ask a buddy to spot me 40
Sell a couple things
… check my bank account?
$40 isn’t that much money…
My family: Sell a comic book.
My wife’s family: Buy some popcorn.
Go to a cash dispenser
Can you grab some for me, too, while you’re there?
I make that in an hour of work. So… keep doing what I’m doing?
Even if I didn’t make that at my normal job, or it was non-business hours when I can’t just go to work for money, I feel like $40 in 3 hours is pretty doable with just gig work (grocery/restaurant delivery, Uber).
Start suckin and fuckin 🫡
How exactly do you define making money though? I already have more than $40 could I purchase a product worth more than $40 and then return it? Could I steal $40 from somebody and then give it back once my family is no longer going to explode? Could I explain that my family is going to explode and politely request the money in hopes that someone believes me? How long do I need to retain the money? What if I just take something I own to a pawn shop? What if I gamble and I lose $50 and then later I make $40, I’m $10 down but technically I made $40 in the last transaction, have I satisfied the requirement?
So $13.33/h?
That’s less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it
Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won’t have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.
make $40
Doesn’t say you have to acquire it personally.
what about “make” as in “create”
everyone’s family explodes in this thread
Break out the crayons.
Or the HP ink-jet and hope your print heads don’t need cleaning (they do).
Depends how you define “make”
If standard pay from job is too late, then I’d sell a CSP or CC from my brokerage account and I technically “made” the premium
If that’s not urgent enough, take some jewelry to a pawn shop and hock it
Ask my friends to transfer money real quick.
Just pick up a shift at work.
Donating plasma only takes about an hour
