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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.

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I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk
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    I tried my wife’s jacket on one. I looked like Shrek. Then accidentally ripped it. She gets to wear my clothes but I can’t wear hers.

  • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Forgot your clothes? Like, just accidentally drove to her house and showed up to the door naked?

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You people wear clothes to bed?

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.

      • OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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        Weirdest Venn diagram.

        • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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          Getting a tattoo done and nearly burst out laughing at that comment which would have fucked it up lol

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          It’s just writing “diarrhea” and “bed,” and then drawing a circle around it.

      • aln@lemmy.world
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        Man, people will just post and share anything on the internet these days.

      • Logi@lemmy.world
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        Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.

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      You people wear clothes?

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        you clothes have people?

        • Damn990099@lemmy.world
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          you have people?

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      For real, nude sleep is the most comfortable and i assume the healthiest

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    Just get your own sweats that say juicy on the ass potate. It’s a rite of passage around a route of passage and I’m surprised you haven’t completed it yet

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    Lmao

  • Silver Needle@lemmy.ca
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    Never understood how the Juicy pants took off

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Go down the “Les Wexner” rabbit hole if you want to learn the origins of the corrupt agenda behind JUICY pants.

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        Wait is it real crimes with juicy? Should we be bootlegging sweat pants with “JUUCEY” on the booty?

        I just want to commit a Lil bit of gay crimes and run international guns with Stephen since that’s cool now apparently. A dividual can dream.

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        Was he involved with Juicy Couture? You might be thinking of PINK which was a line through Victoria Secret.

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      Yeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says “fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy”?

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        Look at leftenant dry ass over here

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          That’s CAPTAIN dry ass to you.

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            i refuse to recognize any captain without a juicy bottom

            • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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              Recognize my authoritah!

              • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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                Juice that bottom!

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                  It would unbecoming of an officer and a gentleman!

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      Have you tried them on?

      • Silver Needle@lemmy.ca
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        No, they outran me. Had no chance to

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          Not juicy enough smh

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    Oh she’s definitely noticed lol

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      Noticed my juicy ass.

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    When you sleep over at your girl’s house but you “forgot” your clothes 😌

    • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Oh pwease don’t give me the hot pants this time 🥺

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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        “All your pants are missing and all you have are short skirts and dresses!? Ohhhhh nooooo…welp. I guess I have no choice!”

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    Fucksquatch makes another appearance.

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