In other words: a totally normal kid
Quickly, drug him!
but not the weed!
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
If you ask yourself what kind of people support those billionaires, that dude, right there.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.
Stew that blinds him for a day
1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.
1 day blinding stew
“Whelp, can see so I can’t do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away”
That kid probably.
Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
What a presidential guy.
Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
Lemmiversary?
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
We do all live in hell tbf
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
Preach
That’s better.
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
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And they said art was dead
It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.
Jesus didn’t die for good cropping
Jesus didn’t die for you, Jesus didn’t die for me. Jesus didn’t die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I’m onto something here)
Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall
It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn’t learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
Is this how Pilates became a thing?
The guy who killed jesus?
No you’re thinking of Pontius Pilate; they’re talking about the river in New England.
No, you’re thinking of the Potomac; they’re talking about a word formed by merging the sounds and meanings of two different words.
The exercise, pronounced pill-latte
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
And MY AXE!
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you’ll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
That got weird fast
Living his best life.
