Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks.
Perhaps so, makes me wonder how many sharks kill cows.
Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose.
Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti
*edit: too blind to see my typos
What about moose?
A moose once bit my sister, you see
Do tell…
Pro tip: Not a good idea to carve one’s initials into a moose.
Above you said noose bites, not moose bites. I thought you got bit by a noose.
That makes it so suddenly dark 💀
Oh dammit ty
Fun fact I pulled out of my ass:
The plural of moose is meese.
If it was legal, shark fin soup would probably be more popular.
If it was legal, it wouldn’t exist because all the sharks would be dead.
They got pretty close.
Maybe they need less cow bells.
Somewhere far away, Christopher Walken shudders.
Ssssh! Udders!
Emmm slurp slurp.
Ooh, this is a paraprosdokian. I just learned about that today.
https://bsky.app/profile/merriam-webster.com/post/3mnujyoem6c2b
One of the all time greatest joke categories IMO 😁
it’s interesting how adding ‘do’ to the end of that clears up the ambiguity
Well now it just sounds like the sharks are raping people
Why are you assuming it isn’t consensual?
or “kill”
If humans interacted with sharks the same way we do with cows, sharks would definitely kill more people.
I’d be down to getting some shark milk ice cream.
or more blåko need to be cuddled to appease them
I wonder if sharks are lactose intolerant? 🤔
They probably evolved before lactose.
Does that make them tolerant? Or do they look at milk and think it’s some new age fad they’re hoping will just blow over?
I have no idea.
The bovine is the natural enemy of the shark. That’s why they deployed a herd of cows to save the day in Jaws.
on shark tank brings a cow and see their eyes bubble up
