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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

But he can see Jesus?

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    God I hate these people

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    I welcome him to lick a hospital floor

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    Ewwww

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    Hey, btw this guys pastor doesn’t think women should have the right to vote. The military has been actively purging women.

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      They’re told it’s a bad idea because ‘the men would be distracted with their natural instinct to protect women’

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        “protect”.

        We know how these people think.

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      His attitude towards women really makes me wonder why he now has to have his mommy-wife accompany him to Pentagon meetings?

      Is it that he needs her to do his job for him and/or keep him from accidentally drunk texting classified military plans to the wrong journalists again?

      Or is it like a control thing? Like a paranoia the hostage might try to escape or signal they’re in danger if he doesn’t keep an eye on her? Not to try and make any excuse for her for deciding to marry this guy, but he does have a history of domestic abuse and I really cannot comprehend wtf the logic is?

      “Women are too emotional and incompetent to serve in the military,” but also, “I need to bring my wife to classified work meetings so that I can (supposedly) do my job leading the military”…?

      Maybe I’m just too emotional to see the flawless logic? Or for expecting there to be logic in anything he does.

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    He spills enough alcohol on his hands that it kills the germs.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      His liver runs on alcohol. Also, you can see his neo-nazi tattoos after he gets dunks.

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        screenshots please

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    deleted by creator

  • Zink@programming.dev
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    But he can see Jesus?

    “I can’t see germs so they aren’t real” sounds like the kind of meaningless strawman “got 'em!” argument he might make against atheism or whatever. It would be stupid then, too.

    But no, he of course did the more sincere, more stupider straightforward version of that statement.

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    You can see certain bacteria with the naked eye though. Don’t even need the witch glass in a microscope

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      Okay, that was a pretty cool read! I had no idea these things existed. Thanks, I didn’t expect to learn anything cool in a thread on Pete Hegzeth’s poor hygiene.

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    sad that i cant tell of this is true

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      Real. Which is really not better.

      https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/feb/11/germs-are-not-real-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth

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    I can’t see his brain, must not be real either.

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    Cult of stupidity.

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    Mark my words. If you’re in the United States, modern medicine will become increasingly difficult to obtain, and that which is available will be out of date.

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      That’s been the trend, yeah. We’re at the stage where they start to purge the masses, or have we not noticed?

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    Drink up, Pete! You can’t see cirrhosis either!

  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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    Good old Pete goes around with penis fingers, just like a real man.

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    Is this the Onion?

    I mean, I wouldn’t doubt it’s real, but it surely sounds like a joke.

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      https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-trumps-defense-210600563.html

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        Cheers.

        The context of Hegseth’s remark and the reactions of his co-hosts indicate he was joking.

        Important context in there.

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          Thank you.

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        Lol! The US government is a bad joke…

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          Yeah, we’re all crying, no one’s laughing.

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          The bad joke is that we let them dumb down the people here for so long that they elected a pedophile for a second term after he set out to revenge his fallen partner he had killed to prevent him squealing

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            If you made a movie with this exact plot 20 years ago it would get slaughtered for being unbelievable

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              Idiocracy was a satire. Now it’s closer to a documentary. Let’s hope it doesn’t end up being “a better timeline”.

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              Starring

              “Danny DeVito as Rudy Giuliani”

              “Charlie Day as JD Vance”

              "Rob Mac as Pete Hegseth

              “Kunal Nayyar as Kash Patel”

              “Kaitlin Olson as Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi”

              “Seth Green as Stephen Miller”

              “Mike Myers as Vladamir Putin”

              “Christopher Walken as Benjamin Netanyahu”

              “Glenn Howerton as Jeffrey Epstein”

              and

              “Ken Jenkins as Donald Trump”

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          Lol! The US government is a bad joke…

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      No, but it’s just news-cycle stirrup by the trump administration (IMO).

      What about talking about what they are doing not what they are saying (that they ate doing)?

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