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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

We dunking on England again

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We dunking on England again

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    That’s just the commoners. Now the English King…he can talk circles around americas king.

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    I’m not seeing a problem here.

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    Spaff on me minge

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    Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.

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    I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”

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      what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?

      • froh42@lemmy.world
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        In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.

      • modus@lemmy.world
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        11 hours ago

        The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.

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      12 hours ago

      That’s how you know she’s classy.

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    https://lemmy.wtf/comment/21493137

    Tap for spoiler

    Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    Innit.

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    Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy

    • nightlily@leminal.space
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      It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.

    • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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      Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        “Can I get a refill?”

        “Supersize me”

        • db2@lemmy.world
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          As an American I can confirm this is 1000% accurate.

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      Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thank you

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        *slaps nuts

        Take a bow.

    • THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world
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      It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.

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      Oi, you about to elect Nigel, bruv.

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      Euros sounding like that is just so cringy.

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    I’ll remember this for when I’m having the worst sex of my life

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    One good fart will push me over.

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    We have Heinz in the US. It’s called ketchup. We aren’t dumb enough to buy beans from them and eat it for fucking breakfast.

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    innit?

    • jobbies@lemmy.zip
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      Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delicacy when done right.

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      But have you ever actually eaten it? I’m going to say no because you wouldn’t be throwing shade otherwise.

      It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.

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        I have eaten it. I ordered it, ate it and I was like “idk what I was expecting” because it was literally just beans on toast.

        IMO it’s pretty mid but if you like it keep enjoying it.

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          It’s baked beans from a can, right?

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      Fucking delicacy.

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        If I was a wild hound born on an Indian trash heap, sure!

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      Somewhere, many years back, I read that an alternative to British beans on toast is spaghetti-os on toast. I have no idea if this is true, but I have to say: it has always sounded delicious, but I’ve never bothered to try and make it.

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        The bread and pasta is redundant. That’s fucking gross, and you should know that.

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        Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.

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          Spaghetti sandwich on garlic bread is good.

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            What the fuck is that??? Gimme some!

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        I’ve done both. The beans add that extra texture goodness.

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    8ibroAjDuyriDAn.jpg

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      Yeah this is definitely getting eaten.

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      Yeah, I’m scrampin ts down

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      Would

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        Someone at Heinz is a genius

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    TALLY HO!

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      *Tallywacker

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