That’s just the commoners. Now the English King…he can talk circles around americas king.
I’m not seeing a problem here.
Spaff on me minge
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That’s how you know she’s classy.
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Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
Innit.
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅
“Can I get a refill?”
“Supersize me”
As an American I can confirm this is 1000% accurate.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
Oi, you about to elect Nigel, bruv.
Euros sounding like that is just so cringy.
I’ll remember this for when I’m having the worst sex of my life

One good fart will push me over.
We have Heinz in the US. It’s called ketchup. We aren’t dumb enough to buy beans from them and eat it for fucking breakfast.

innit?
Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delicacy when done right.
But have you ever actually eaten it? I’m going to say no because you wouldn’t be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
I have eaten it. I ordered it, ate it and I was like “idk what I was expecting” because it was literally just beans on toast.
IMO it’s pretty mid but if you like it keep enjoying it.
It’s baked beans from a can, right?
Fucking delicacy.
If I was a wild hound born on an Indian trash heap, sure!
Somewhere, many years back, I read that an alternative to British beans on toast is spaghetti-os on toast. I have no idea if this is true, but I have to say: it has always sounded delicious, but I’ve never bothered to try and make it.
The bread and pasta is redundant. That’s fucking gross, and you should know that.
Spaghetti with a side of Garlic Texas Toast is fucking amazing.
Spaghetti sandwich on garlic bread is good.
What the fuck is that??? Gimme some!
I’ve done both. The beans add that extra texture goodness.

Yeah this is definitely getting eaten.
Yeah, I’m scrampin ts down
Would
Someone at Heinz is a genius
TALLY HO!
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