a virgin at 21, a 29 year relationship and then approx 15 in 8 years
15 from age 50-58?
Ya
It depends on what you count
Zero
Just don’t have the drive. Perfectly happy with not bothering with the social dynamics required to flirt / commit etc. I don’t have much need to have a partner either short term or long term.
No idea if I’m just weird or if it’s a somewhat common thing for some people.
Trick question. Everyone on the Internet is a nerdy virgin waiting for Mom to bring us pizza rolls.
These answers are wild, didn’t know lemmings were such dirty dogs (in a good way <3)
Being the awkward socially disabled neuromasala dude that I am, I count myself lucky to have even met my wife and had the guts to say “hello” when we finally met face to face after 5 months of texting. I absolutely can’t fathom hooking up with someone I barely know, and here y’all are going “oh I lost count”, “low 3 digits”, “are we counting orgies…?”
Probably about 30.
I’m pretty sure all of them were sexual. I however, am not.
Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life.
Wife an I love to regularly go to sex clubs, we have regular partners we play with a lot, and we both give eachother the freedom that if we have an opportunity to have sex while the other isn’t there, take it. We both simply love sex and we’re super open and honest and respectful about our wants, needs, and desires
With this many partners don’t you get afraid of catching STDs? How do you manage that?
Not who you asked, but as a former sex worker- condoms and regular std screenings.
I’ve never had an std and slept with probably nearing a thousand people.
26 if I include your mom
27 including OP’s dad right
Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.
Is it bad if I say I don’t remember?
Yeah, I started to count and just got kinda sad. Remembering the mistakes they were, or that I made. I don’t really care all that much anyways.
- But it feels really weird that someone I slept with hundreds of times, often in sessions of 40 minutes to two hours would count the same towards that number as someone who I slept with once for 15 minutes.
Of the 12, 4 were a single time, 1 was a few times and the rest were over a year of sleeping together, usually 2 or 3.
For what it’s worth the sex was only physically pleasurable in the long term deals for me.
I think 9, of them one was a one-night stand and the rest I dated for a while
So far, I have only had one sexual partner. Thank you for asking, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
counting your mom?
1
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
ten thousandth six hundred and forty third
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
