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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 天前

Woman of my dreams

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Woman of my dreams

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 天前
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    I get where she’s coming from though. I once reported a coworker for having a Southern accent. Can you trust a rebel to properly detail your car? I think not.

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        AI slop

  • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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    I can fix her.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      She’s already perfect <3

      • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
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        She can fix me.

        • bstix@feddit.dk
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          Give her a bo’hl’u’waher, and may she’ll “fix” ya alright. Right in the bollocks, ol’ chap.

    • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • zeroConnection@programming.devBanned
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    ⚠️ AI SLOP

    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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      This is what we get when we replaced news articles with screenshots of twitter posts of clips of news articles.

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Nothing about this looks AI to me. Have we really already forgotten about Photoshop?

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        The number of subdividing lines on the left are inconsistent between the foot marks.

  • Marthirial@lemmy.world
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    Fake. Nobody would get arrested for that and no Brit would ever move to Florida.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe
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      Nonsense, there are Brits everywhere around here. Florida is the only part of America they actually like. Nobody is deporting perfectly good white immigrants. They could probably make a case that they need asylum from their health care system. MAGA would buy that.

  • MrNesser@lemmy.world
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    This is what happens when Hollywood insists every villain has to have an English accent

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      “What’s wrong with you‽”

      “Nothing’s wrong with me, I’m English”

      -Austin Powers (probably butchered the quote)

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        “Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister. Are you in the show?”

        “No, actually, I’m English.”

        “Oh…I’m sorry.”

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      But every villian does have an english accent

      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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        That’s not true, some have German or Russian accents

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    Does anyone else get the vibe that this image is edited? I can’t put my finger on it, absurdity aside, just a vibe.

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      it’s slop. count the inch markings in the top left 🙄

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        Ah, there are supposed to be 12 divisions, right? Thanks!

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          yes, and the fact that the number of inch divisions between the foot dividers is inconsistent

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      Can’t put my finger on it either, but my brain is telling me this is a 2D image, not a photograph of a 3D space. Like I can’t say why for sure, but it looks like there’s nothing “behind” that chyron to me.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Lies??? In my Christian shitposting community??? Never

  • FTonsilStones@lemmy.ca
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    Plot twist, it was actually a Boston accent.

    • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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      i’ll kick yah ass back to wuhsta kid.

      Yeah I don’t think the bostonian accent is gonna be confused any time soon lol

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        ah went to wustah, to buy a toastah, you bahstahd.

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    Is education illegal in the US?

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      Apparently not because it happened twice!!!

      (The exclamation points denote satire).

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        So a few attractive young women in Florida know their revolutionary war history. Is that so wrong???

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      In some states a high school education will get you what middle school covered elsewhere.

      Florida is ranked ahead of only 14 states, if that tells you anything.

    • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social
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      Republicans have been trying for decades.

    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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      Its not encouraged. A physical ability to handle some type of ball is preferred.

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    Guess we have to burn the house down again.

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      God, please don’t. He’d design the next one.

      Let’s meet in the middle: do what you like with the Epstein ballroom.

      • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        No, he won’t. Letting him out when it burns would be counterproductive, wouldn’t it?

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          Oh well then, please feel free to take some stuff before burning it as compensation for your troubles.

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      Unrelated but true

  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
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    What an angel

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    Floridiots

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    Oh, I say, ding dong!

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    deleted by creator

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