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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Would you press it?

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Would you press it?

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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • toddestan@lemmy.world
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    Pro… you’re transported to the Star Trek Universe. Con… it’s still year 2025.

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      Yay, united Ireland!

    • SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one
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      So we skip past Picard S2 at least, just in time for the temporally displaced Eugenics Wars.

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    Transported as I currently am? No chance of being some other race like Vulcan Hybrid or maybe a 40k psyker?

    Nah, I’m good.

  • iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world
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    Still better than THIS, so yes.

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      I don’t think you understand 40k

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        I know enough ;-)

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    Pro: You get transported in Star Trek

    Con: …. It’s Discovery

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      Pro: You get transported to the Star Trek universe

      Con: It isn’t to ship, or a planet

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        I mean, Deep Space 9 didn’t seem like a bad place to set up shop

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      Checked the comments for this, thanks for not disappointing. Good luck on the 40k universe

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    I’d take it if it was, “but there is a 10% chance you die.”

    As it is, no deal.

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      I mean, it’s the 40k universe, there’s a 100% you gonna die. So, really, it does fit your criteria… just in a roundabout way.

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        There are fates worse than death in the 40k universe, like being captured by the dark eldar. If I can take a method of suicide with me, then maybe (though even then, my soul is going to end up in the immaterium).

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          Also if you die in 40k your human soul either gets devoured by demons or drafted by definitely-not-a-new-Chaos-God

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        Nah, if you work for the empire they’ll strip away your flesh and make you work forever.

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    You get transported into the Star Trek universe.

    But

    You will be transported by the Star Trek transporter.

    Is that still you?

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      Either I’m in the star trek universe or I’m dead and some other smhuck has to live with my choices

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      Yes, unless consciousness is more than the totality of our biology and there really is a soul or something erather.

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    So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…

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      They all attack you at once

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    I would give my best Matt Damon in Interstellar “… that’s the best chance I have had in years.” And then smash my face jnto the button as hard as I could.

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    That’s a 90% chance I get to see a better future and a 10% I’m still stuck in hell. Yes please deliver button. I do not want to remain here to see what is coming either way. I will take those odds happily. So very very tired of living in America. I hope we are heading for Star Trek still but we have to go through World War 3 to get there. Might be Dune though.

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    I mean

    In the 40k universe I’d probably die very very fast unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?

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      unless I became a target to one of those BDSM Elves?

      Fuck. That.

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    I want to explore the cosmos.

    I fkng want to explore the cosmos.

    Let me explore the cosmos.

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      You start exploring the cosmos as a living battery for the dark Eldar.

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        Idk about Wh40k lore, would i be aware of the cosmos? Could I see it and see it uniqueness?

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          Dark Elder are the dark elves of 40k and anything they do to you will be painful and bad as they craft your still-living flesh into buildings and equipment. I’m pretty sure they don’t give their batteries windows so you’d basically just be aware that you’re in a engine room in constant excruciating pain. They’re not very nice. In fact, I don’t know if there’s anyone nice in all of 40K. Everyone is at war all the time and everyone is a bastard.

        • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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          Oh they will show you many a great things and pleasures 🙏

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    At least in both of them humanity survived to explore the stars.

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    Needs more details, but I’m listening.

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    Smashes button

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    Knowing my luck, that means 10% chance of not getting into the Warhammer 40k universe.

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      But there is a 50% chance that you become an Ork.

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        Grots and squigs technically being the same species…

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